$6400 Diamond Studded Earphones

Jabroni, noun: “A loser, poser, lame-ass.”

Smackdown, noun: “1) A contraction of two words (”smack” and “down”) popularized by WWE wrestler-turned-actor The Rock that refers to the inflicting of a beatdown of epic proportions upon “jabronis” and “candyasses.” Sometimes used in a bastardized form of Elizabethan English.

You, too can get your lame iPod headphones, consisting of 204 diamonds (1.65 carats) set in 18 karat gold.

iDiamond ear will be available at leading jewelery stores worldwide this month. Detailed specs